(1) She who uses her sexuality to control men will be abandoned.
(2) She who reserves her first positive sexual experience for a worthy male will be rewarded with an instantaneous decibal-breaking orgasm (but only if she wears a push-up bra).
(2)a She will achieve said orgasm with the guidance of gay boys, who inexplicably understand straight male attraction and female sexuality better than straight boys and girls.
(3) She who is a pain-in-the-ass, vomit-everywhere drunk will suffer no negative consequences.