katie: his friend called to say that our std was cute. and we are suppose to go find ugly sweaters for an ugly sweater party
me: ok, that's never going to get old
katie: I know!
me: I love it
katie: I have a cute std
me: you really do
katie: Hardly anyone can say that
me: the cutest ever. everyone should have your std.
katie: I've exposed a lot of people to my std already