There's this show in VH1 called "Can't Get A Date." When I first saw it, it was on so late that I thought that I was dreaming it all up. Then I saw a preview for it and was thrilled, Thrilled, to know that such awesomeness truly exists outside my subconscious. If for some reason you find yourself unhappy at midnight on a Friday night, hook up the VH1 and you will be unable to find fault in a world that produces such perfect television.