questions: why does my neighborhood smell like horseshit?
why is mystic pizza on amc?
why does my phone keep ringing?
why do my shoulders hurt as much as they do?
why am i hungry?
why do businesses put up a help wanted sign if they don't really want help?
why can't i get laid?
answers:
dunno.
dunno.
dunno.
dunno.
because i haven't eaten.
dunno.
because redding boys sux0r.