"I remember when Slegg was over for Thanksgiving, and she met Pav and said, 'Oh, I've read about you!' And the sheer horror on his face, that someone has written about him, that someone else has read about him, that he has no idea that that part of my life exists."
"Yeah, I wonder what they think of me."
"What?"
"I wonder sort of persona you've created for me. Like, what these random people think, when you write about me."
"Oh. I have no idea."
What, dear readers, do you think of my extremely biased view of Kristie?