I got home from work at 4am and woke up at 9am to drive two hours to LAX to pick up Pav from the airport, where I received a $75 ticket for not driving in the correct lane.
The day before, I was five minutes late to the DMV to take the written test to renew my license and got yelled at for asking if there was any way I could avoid having to come into the DMV on my birthday.
I constantly forget that there are rules, so constant is it that I make up my own as I go.