I could write a book about the last 24 hours, and you, you only get a story, a short one, and a badly written one at that.
LA was fun. Here's a slight recap of the last half of the evening:
AIM IM with Banana9701.
8:52 PM
Tell me about the randomness of your night
omg
so, we ended up staying at that bar and the bass player gave us a ride back to the hotel
and we told him to book a gig at the mercury and they were totally into it
we became total groupies
we get back to the hotel and there's a private party in the lobby
which we totally crash and start drinking on somebody else's tab at, like, 1:30am
we finally get back to the room and decide that we need to know what the "Fluffer" and "Alibis" buttons do on the telephone
so we do that, find out, and pass out.
it was v. random.
how was your night?
What DO the fluffer and alibis buttons do?
the fluffer button is, like, recorded phone sex. the alibis button contains alibis for various careers.
lol
like, "if you're a librarian, say...." and then it would give some appropriate alibi for why you weren't where you'd say you'd be or whatever
8:55 PM
wow, that's some good customer service there
going above and beyond