I come home from a week abroad and Damien was a monster to my friends. I left my cell phone at home while I went out to recap everything and Damien ate my phone. I burst into tears and cried for an hour and then I did something I hadn't done for a long, long time and I have no way to tell anyone about it. I'm heartbroken, in the best sense of the term, and also disappointed that Aaron took the spare phone when I thought that maybe he shouldn't.