I'm just bad at school. I'm a bad student. I don't care to be good at it. And what's more, I get away with being really bad at it. I don't do the reading. I write half-ass papers. I don't participate in class. I doodle. I do crossword puzzles. My studying consists of a frantic cram session hours before the exam. I don't retain anything that I've learned. But I get relatively good grades. So what have I learned from college? I will be rewarded for my procrastination. Bullshitting is always better than honesty. And I do my best work when I couldn't give two shits about it. The only reason I came back after dropping out is because I'll make more money if I graduate. Capitalism wins again.