In between/instead of writing my paper, I am planning my Vegas vacation [mum, you may want to avoid this one]:
splendorofmorgan: ok, so, unofficialy vegas itinerary
splendorofmorgan: subject to change
splendorofmorgan: 3pm: arrive, collect baggage, meet up somewhere
splendorofmorgan: 4pm: arrive at hotel, find closest alcohol
k: ha
splendorofmorgan: drink, chat, drink, decide where to eat.
k: we should make our cab driver stop at a liquor store
k: so we can buy a few bottles
splendorofmorgan: cab driver? they have a free shuttle?
k: Ah
k: shuttle
k: yes
k: So we need to factor in a walk to the liquor store for alcohol purchase
splendorofmorgan: ok
splendorofmorgan: 4pm: arrive at hotel after brief stop at closest liquor store
k: Is that all?
splendorofmorgan: no, sorry, i was reading my paper to aaron
splendorofmorgan: he likes it
k: oh
k: okay
splendorofmorgan: ok, we're at the restaurant
splendorofmorgan: poss. mesa grill since it is close and i'm almost guaranteed to hate the food, which aaron will be glad to hear since he haaaaates bobby flay.
splendorofmorgan: we drink margaritas steadily throughout.
k: is that at our hotel?
splendorofmorgan: yup
k: yeah, help doesn't like it either
splendorofmorgan: help?
splendorofmorgan: yelp?
k: and by help i mean yelp
splendorofmorgan: next up, brief stop at slot machines where i will realize that i don't like to lose money and will not gamble the rest of the weekend, until the next time we pass by an easily accessible gambling arena.
k: ha
splendorofmorgan: around this time it will be 9pm, after slutting ourselves up, and we will head to one of the fabulous clubs you have lined up for us.
k: yay!
k: What kind of music do you like to dance to?
splendorofmorgan: though we will have already gotten in for free, the bouncer will be so entranced by us that he will insist that we go directly to the VIP room. we will not pass go. we will collect $200 should the opportunity become available.
splendorofmorgan: umm.
splendorofmorgan: the kind of music that i can dance silly too.
k: ha
splendorofmorgan: punk, 80s.
k: So more 80s, less hip/hop
splendorofmorgan: oh yeah
splendorofmorgan: cannot do hiphop
splendorofmorgan: or electronica
k: Well most places are going to have some hip hop
splendorofmorgan: some is ok
k: okay
splendorofmorgan: all will result in a pissy morgan.
splendorofmorgan: no one likes a pissy morgan.
splendorofmorgan: ok, so dancedancedance, drinkdrinkdrink, poss. a stop in the alley for morgan vomity time.
splendorofmorgan: and then we crawl back to our hotel room around 5am and sleep for a few hours before one of us wakes up to throw up and we drag ourselves down to the pool for bloody marys, the ONLY acceptable hangover remedy.
splendorofmorgan: 2 or 3 bloody marys and a nice tan (no sunburns!) later, we will wander back up to the room for a quick shower and then wander through the casinos for window shopping/exploring/more drink.
splendorofmorgan: /the aforementioned possibility of me gambling.
splendorofmorgan: and you being like, "ok, let's go. yeah, let's go. now. stop. stop. you're not going to win. we're leaving. i'm leaving. BYE."
k: hehe
splendorofmorgan: oh, and we'll be at the hard rock at some point
splendorofmorgan: there is a slim chance i will be married at this time, at which point we will be searching for an annulment lawyer.
splendorofmorgan: at night we will find more fun clubs and more yum food (poss. bouchon depending on whether or not i have won any money)
splendorofmorgan: and sunday morning will be dedicated to getting up relatively early to sleep by the pool for three last rounds of celebratory mimosas and then we will cart ourselves to the airport, broke, drunk/hungover (drunkover? new term alert!), and promising to never, ever return to vegas until the next time.
splendorofmorgan: the end!
k: drunkover! i'm liking it
k: As long as i don't pee myself, i'm cool
splendorofmorgan: yay!