Could I possibly turn in a paper entitled "Communism and Poetry: Like Peanut Butter and Chocolate" and expect a decent grade?
Why does the dog insist on rolling around on the one part of the bed on which the freshly washed sheets are exposed?
Can I attribute my recent weight gain to the huge amounts of pierogies and sour cream I've been consuming on a daily basis?
Can I justify this weight gain since I've never eaten sour cream before a few months ago and therefore must make up for a lifetime of denying myself this glorious substance?
Things to ponder.