The questions that are currently plaguing me
22 May 2006 at 11:37 pm

Could I possibly turn in a paper entitled "Communism and Poetry: Like Peanut Butter and Chocolate" and expect a decent grade?

Why does the dog insist on rolling around on the one part of the bed on which the freshly washed sheets are exposed?

Can I attribute my recent weight gain to the huge amounts of pierogies and sour cream I've been consuming on a daily basis?

Can I justify this weight gain since I've never eaten sour cream before a few months ago and therefore must make up for a lifetime of denying myself this glorious substance?

Things to ponder.

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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.