Sometimes I feel like Microsoft Word is trying too hard. It tells me everything it does -- everything! Yes, I know you autorecovered my document, MS, but I had saved it after you autosaved it so it was a pointless thing to do. You really wanna do something for me? Stop closing down so that you don't have to autorecover so often.
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Yesterday, a coworker actually uttered the words, "I get a headache when I think."
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The owner of my company had my coworker and I babysit during our shift. I almost exploded from suppressed infuriation and just as I was about to hand him a letter that stated that, "I am not a babysitter. I am an employee. Caring for children, regardless of whether they belong to members of this company, is beyond my scope of duties," he took his fucking brat away. He did receive a Glare of Fury. I told my district manager and she said, "Yeah, he does that sometimes." Unacceptable!
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I fell asleep at 8pm last night and slept until 9:30 this morning.
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I have a bite of some sort on my neck and it's creating incessant migraines and intense neck pains.
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My mom told me that my cousin's getting married in June. She and I are the same age, as are our relationships. When I told my mom, "It's like Aaron and I planning a wedding for June," I think she had a slight stroke.
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The dog has an eye infection, but we've been having family cuddle parties regardless. It's nice to be home. That is one good thing about San Francisco: we established a home that is ours and no one else's. I'm not sure what it's going to be like to live in Santa Barbara with roommates again, but I hope it will be ok.