If I may be so bold as to make a recommendation, I'm going to have to advise all of you drinkers out there (even you, Mom) to pick up a six-pack of Stella Artois. It's good enough to make me feel like I can trust myself enough to write an entry, but trustworthy enough to prevent me from actually posting anything potentially embarrassing. I'm not one for censorship on any level, but I am one for common sense. Stella, I salute you.
Real entry soon enough. There's so much going on, I can't even begin to dissect it.