"Oh my God, that cat is crazy," I noted.
"It's a stuffed cat," Aaron explained.
"Well...good!"
Then he asked me why I hadn't seen Stella, seeing as how Michael Ian Black is in it. I had no idea! I really need to work on my celebrity stalker habits.
Aaron, while flipping through the channels: "I always have the wrong control."
I talked last night about how I will never be a good writer because I refuse to edit. Life is full of enough symbolism; I don't have to take advantage of my creative freedom to doctor it up.