You think I mess up because I'm stupid? NO. IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR FUCKING WORK FOR YOU. I'M A RECEPTIONIST, NOT YOUR P.A. So turn off your motherfucking superior tone of voice, REALIZE that I don't do this because I WANT to, and FUCK. OFF.
I can type this all while smiling and asking people if they would be so kind as to hold while I go put a gun to my head. Ha! ha!