At 5:34am this morning, I woke up and could not get back to sleep for an hour thanks to an itch on my toe.
At 8:20am this morning, I woke up 40 minutes later than I was supposed to, 10 minutes before I was supposed to be at work. I was 15 minutes late.
At 8:30am this morning, I slammed my hand in the car door.
At 12:05pm this afternoon, I forgot to turn the phones off when I went to lunch.
At 12:35pm this afternoon, I consumed a mango chicken salad and began to have an allergic reaction.
At 1:05pm this afternoon, I was chastised for the event that occurred at 12:05pm.
At 1:30pm this afternoon, I developed a hive on the inner rim of my eyelid that resulted in me looking like I'd been in a pretty vicious fight.
At 2:03 pm this afternoon, I developed a similar hive on my right calf.
At 2:30pm, I gave myself a papercut on my left index finger from stuffing envelopes.
At 2:45pm, I began to notice that my vision was going blurry and developed a headache as a result.
At 3:07pm, I told Aaron about what a bad day he was having and he could speak only of his newly acquired video game.
At 4:30pm, I dropped off the envelopes at the mailbox a half an hour ahead of schedule and smoked a cigarette to congratulate myself.
At 4:38pm, I went back inside and was given a dozen free Krispy Kreme donuts from the cafe that lives below our office.
At 4:39pm, I became the office hero upon delivery of aforementioned donuts.
At 4:40pm, I consumed one of the aforementioned donuts.
At 4:42pm, I decided that it's been a bloody terrific day.
one year ago today: nothing.
two years ago today: "or....maybe i should."
three years ago today: nothing.