If I come off as a cocksucker with a superiority complex, it's just because that's how everyone else is and if you can't beat um, join um.
Am ready to tear out hair. Not mine, of course.
Am fucking disgusted with smarmy customers. Fuck off.
Am sick of lazy imbeciles that are coworkers. WORK. FASTER.
Am sick of self (given).
Am ENORMOUSLY sick of ever-growing black hole in pit of tum.
And with hair that only poofs.
And with skin that breaks out despite careful and regular cleansing.
And with belly that refuses to do anything but stick out in manner of five year old.
And with this writing style. Oi!