oh, ye of little faith
30 May 2003 at 3:09 pm

I remember when I learned to hold a sneeze while peeing. I�m not sure if this is a lesson every child learns, but it was a certainly valuable one for me.

all coherent thoughts are escaping every time i sneeze, which is about once every 5 seconds. no, i am not kidding. a better entry tomorrow, perhaps.

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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.