esp always starts off each diary entry with a quote. i was poking through her old entries and came across this:
//"You bitch!"
-Morgan being affectionate
//
she just called and screamed in my freshly-awakened ear that:
"OUR WANTS TO DATE JOANDSLKFAJ;L"
"uh...what?"
"OUR WANTS TO DATE JOANNA!"
"joanna? what?"
"OUR!!!!!!! WANTS TO DATE!!!!! JOANNA!!!"
"who? joe? i thought he had a girlfriend?'
"NOT ANYMORE!"
"dude, he's in high school."
"what are you talking about?"
"uh...what are you talking about?"
"CARLO! wants to date JOANNA!"
"Ooooohhhhhh! [pregnant pause to digest information] [screeches:]
here's a lesson i hope you never have to learn: if you ever boil ravioli and don't use enough olive oil and then place them on a paper plate, they will stick to the paper plate.
i am no digesting paper plate.
joanna's mum wants to go get ice cream. so i'm off.