MOTHERFUCKER. best entry EVAR and it's gone, GONE! in short:
//What took place here in Pennsylvania really represents the best of our country,// sez Bush. //There are nine lives here who can testify that we're some of the best at rescuing our fellow citizens.//
we are the best at EVERYTHING. including exploitation:
//Their story already has spurred interest in a book and a TV movie - the rights to which were snapped up by The Walt Disney Co. for $150,000 to each miner - and possibly a postage stamp.//
a postage stamp! hoooo dilly!
we're the best at sugar-coating too:
//Afterward, he was remaining in the home state of Republican Sen. Rick Santorum to sign legislation the senator authored that amends the legal definitions of ''person,'' ''human being,'' ''child'' and ''individual'' to include a live birth that has occurred as part of an abortion procedure [excerpt from the same motherfucking story].//
in other news, coffeemaker purchasing was a success.