names and identifying details altered to protect the innocent
friend(10:46:24 PM): wanna hear how boyfriend said i love you?
theglitterfades0 (10:46:29 PM): yup
friend(10:46:29 PM): it was actully when i was giving him a hand job
theglitterfades0 (10:46:32 PM): WHAT!
friend(10:46:34 PM): haha
theglitterfades0 (10:46:34 PM): ew!
friend(10:46:35 PM): !!
friend (10:46:42 PM): no no its funny!
theglitterfades0 (10:46:44 PM): did you...like, stop?
friend(10:47:04 PM): yeah i stopped and couldnt think of anything to say and he was like "you dont have to say anything"
theglitterfades0 (10:47:05 PM): jesus christ, what awkward timing
theglitterfades0 (10:47:11 PM): lol!
friend(10:47:12 PM): he was like "girlfriend, i love you"
theglitterfades0 (10:47:14 PM): well, that explains it
friend (10:47:15 PM): all out of breath
theglitterfades0 (10:47:17 PM): LOL!
theglitterfades0 (10:47:20 PM): that's classic
friend (10:47:38 PM): and then we cuddled for awhile and then he was like "so...are you going to finish or what?"
theglitterfades0 (10:47:50 PM): oh my god
theglitterfades0 (10:47:59 PM): it's a good thing you didn't tell me that over the phone. my mom would have been like, wha'ts going on!
friend (10:48:40 PM): ahhaha!!!!!
i feel like shit. sick shit.