when i woke up this morning, i didn't glance in the mirror until i got into the bathroom and started brushing my teeth. i saw the usual horror: hair sticking straight up, eyeliner all over the place. then i stuck out my tongue, for some reason.
it was black.
my tongue was black. i did a double take, thinking maybe i was delirious, but no, it was definitely black. i scrubbed at it with my toothbrush and it came off, but come on now. black tongue? what the hell does that mean? i thought back to the festivities of the evening prior and did not remember consuming any black lollypops or anything. i'm perfuzzled.
my presentation went alright. tonight i decided to hit up IV and tomorrow is going to be a barrel of monkeys. until then, i read.
the end.