the rules
10 November 2001 at 1:53 pm

if you're having a bad boy-related day, you should go here to laugh your ass off. oh, so that's how it's done, huh? except this is true:

eHow to Date a Capricorn

Capricorn the goat: strong, stable and reliable. Here are some pointers for dealing with these earthy souls.

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Steps:

1. Invite your Cap to a quiet party with a few friends. Capricorns are usually rather reserved and enjoy small gatherings rather than large ones.

2. Be patient. Capricorns are cautious at first, but once they trust you and relax, they prove rewarding, warm and loyal friends.

3. Heading to the movies? Take your Cap to a comedy. They are serious people, but if encouraged, can also be lively and full of fun.

4. Buy your Capricorn a practical gift, something that might even seem like an investment - food, books, diamonds or stock options. They abhor frivolity.

5. Take your date on a visit to the botanical gardens. Capricorns love plants and landscapes. [wow, that's bullshit.]

6. Choose a Capricorn if you're looking for someone steady and reliable.

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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.