Ham: Hey hey, you want a s'more?
Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham: No, no, a s'more.
Smalls: But I haven't had anything, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Ham: You're KILLING me, Smalls.
--The Sandlot
Love this movie. Adore Chauncey Leopardi as Squints in this movie.
I was depressed with myself today, but then I reread some of my diary entries, and I really do like myself and the thoughts that pop into my head.
So, yay me!
For-EV-er.
Benny: Ok, anybody who wants to be a can't-hack-it, panty-waist who wears their momma's bra, raise their hand.
[everyone raises their hands]
Everyone: Oh yeah, that's me! Right over here!
Badguy: You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham: watch it, jerk.
B: shut up idiot
H: moron!
B: scab-eater!
H: buttsniffer!
B: pusslicker!
H: fartsmeller!
B: you eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
H: you make your weenies with your momma's toejam! yeah!
B: you bob for apples in the toilet! and you LIKE it!
H: you play ball like a GIRL!
*stunned silence*
I truly love this movie.