It is SO FUCKING OVER
2001-05-29 at 9:51 p.m.

First of all, when Mrs Stuart said that no one has ever regretted the 2 hours they spent at graduation, she must have lied. That was a large waste of time that would have been better spent consuming mass amounts of veal at La Gondola.

Banana9701 [9:56 PM]: ooh how was it?

Banana9701 [9:56 PM]: my mom keeps asking me if you're graduating at your high school. i guess i can tell her yes now

Kute Koala [10:02 PM]: it was so very awful

Banana9701 [10:02 PM]: i figured

Banana9701 [10:02 PM]: why?

Kute Koala [10:03 PM]: first of all, college connections prides itself on being so different and itw as just like every other high school graduation

Kute Koala [10:03 PM]: beginnign with an awful speech from someone no one knows

Banana9701 [10:03 PM]: it was separate from the rest of the school?

Kute Koala [10:03 PM]: yeah

Kute Koala [10:03 PM]: it's a part of the college

Banana9701 [10:03 PM]: ah

Kute Koala [10:04 PM]: continuing with them giving out 100 awards to the same 10 people

Banana9701 [10:04 PM]: heh

Banana9701 [10:04 PM]: how many people were graduating?

Kute Koala [10:04 PM]: and then handing out "diplomas" to 106 people, 55 of whom i didn't know

Kute Koala [10:04 PM]: 106

Kute Koala [10:05 PM]: and then my mom and i sprinted out of there to make it to a restaurant on time, because they said the ceremony would last an hour and no, it lasted two hours

Kute Koala [10:05 PM]: so all of the good restaurants in redding are closed

Kute Koala [10:05 PM]: so we had to go to in n out to fill our tums

But at least high school is over. My mom and i were so v. v. happy to have closed this chapter of my life. We both think I will be so much happier when I move away.

Down with Redding! 4 more months!

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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.