Empty Rhetoric

20 November 2009 - "There's a cloud being lifted from my mind"
18 November 2009 - Missing The, Or Making A, Point
14 November 2009 - "They criticize us to create this relation to us"
09 November 2009 - Employee Appreciation
05 November 2009 - Not so much a disaster as a non-event
04 November 2009 - Vaginas!!!
02 November 2009 - King of the Douches
30 October 2009 - Hilarity
28 October 2009 - Scatter
20 October 2009 - Sick, but not feeble
14 October 2009 - "She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends"
13 October 2009 - It's always better in my head
12 October 2009 - Aftermath
09 October 2009 - Mittelschmerz!
08 October 2009 - My gchat friends know how to complement me
02 October 2009 - Many Hats
01 October 2009 - It Goes Both Ways
30 September 2009 - simplehuman
29 September 2009 - Panic Like You Forgot Your Scantron
28 September 2009 - Rustling the Wind
25 September 2009 - "What you thought was a hurricane was just the rustling of the wind"
24 September 2009 - The Loveliest Creature
23 September 2009 - "She's touched your perfect body with her mind."
22 September 2009 - Bulbous
18 September 2009 - "What a hot half-life I half lived"
16 September 2009 - So I Run
15 September 2009 - Man, I am just hating everything these days.
14 September 2009 - Battling Ennui
08 September 2009 - Labor Day Weekend
05 September 2009 - A Fuller Circle
03 September 2009 - Manipulative Me
02 September 2009 - Ode to Joanna
01 September 2009 - Wherein the grass, it is greener
31 August 2009 - Kryptonite
28 August 2009 - Inquiring Minds Want to Know
20 August 2009 - "It's just a life story, so there's no climax"
19 August 2009 - "Why would I cry if you ever left me?"
14 August 2009 - 34 More Hours of Hedonism
13 August 2009 - A Nap in France
10 August 2009 - Remarkably Uninspired
05 August 2009 - What I was trying to avoid
31 July 2009 - At The White Hart
30 July 2009 - Please look after this bear
28 July 2009 - 8 seconds remaining
23 July 2009 - No Such Thing As Potential
17 July 2009 - Here's one anyway
16 July 2009 - The Three Versions of Femininity, According to "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist"
15 July 2009 - Coincidences, or: This Is A Small Town
14 July 2009 - On getting everywhere
13 July 2009 - Nicoise and Schlong
10 July 2009 - Daddy Issues
09 July 2009 - (3)
08 July 2009 - "Just Look At Her!" (2)
07 July 2009 - "Just look at her!" (1)
06 July 2009 - Sleepwalking in Silver Lake
03 July 2009 - Is there such a thing as a bad sunset?
02 July 2009 - Many Applications
02 July 2009 - "Just reach inside yourself and find the part that still needs help, find that part in someone else"
01 July 2009 - Waiting, Hating, Mating
30 June 2009 - Asking, Receiving, and Winning at Life
24 June 2009 - Books? Maybe?
22 June 2009 - What a hilarious conversation this was
23 June 2009 - My day was pretty great, actually
22 June 2009 - Pompous vocabulary currently making the rounds:
19 June 2009 - How to cure arachnophobia: live alone
18 June 2009 - Fallen Princesses
17 June 2009 - On Inside Jokes
16 June 2009 - The Wit of the Staircase
15 June 2009 - Weeding
12 June 2009 - Rosco lives!
11 June 2009 - For Once In My Life
10 June 2009 - "I hung new posters on my wall and the dog don't remember your name"
09 June 2009 - "High and far in some other sky"
08 June 2009 - "I'd like to start this one off by saying, 'Live and love'"
05 June 2009 - Mitigated Suffering, or: You don't hope for the best when it comes to brioche
04 June 2009 - Things that make me blush, if I blushed - 1
03 June 2009 - How uninspired
02 June 2009 - Ridiculous!
29 May 2009 - Weekend Recommendations
28 May 2009 - I was there, then (but now I am here, now)
27 May 2009 - Things People Say
22 May 2009 - Disposable Life
20 May 2009 - I'll verisimili your tude.
19 May 2009 - It's awfully bright, over here on the dark side.
18 May 2009 - Love
15 May 2009 - Panic
14 May 2009 - Desperation
13 May 2009 - Fear
12 May 2009 - Apartment Cuteification!
11 May 2009 - Phoenix
10 May 2009 - My Mumsies
08 May 2009 - Ash
08 May 2009 - Fire
07 May 2009 - The Only Thing You Can Control
06 May 2009 - Unavoidable Developments
05 May 2009 - Not News
04 May 2009 - Summer of Revelry and Delight
03 May 2009 - Um
01 May 2009 - An Exercise in Astrology: Email to Joanna
29 April 2009 - 100 Seconds of Solitude
28 April 2009 - "If you go straight long enough, you'll end up where you were"
27 April 2009 - Blankety Blank
24 April 2009 - Egomaniacs, unite!
23 April 2009 - Saturday I Was:
22 April 2009 - And she cooks, too!
21 April 2009 - When it is good, it is very good
20 April 2009 - Thursday
17 April 2009 - Razor Blades
16 April 2009 - Sleeping Aides
15 April 2009 - "So the panda in the miniskirt told you to go on But Can They Sing?"
14 April 2009 - Fleeting thoughts that demonstrate why I am not a great person, but perhaps I am alright.
13 April 2009 - DC, like, a month late
12 April 2009 - Family
11 April 2009 - Classically Overthinking
10 April 2009 - Oh, The Pretty Things
09 April 2009 - 1025
08 April 2009 - New Classics
07 April 2009 - How can I keep you out of harm's way?
03 April 2009 - Impossible Expectations
02 April 2009 - Let's Go Away
30 March 2009 - Anarchy means that you litter
25 March 2009 - Succuthis.
20 March 2009 - This one's for slegg
16 March 2009 - Haikus for DC on a Sunday
15 March 2009 - Initial Thoughts
11 March 2009 - Oh, You Pretty Things!
09 March 2009 - Make me feel like I'm the one who's moving you
05 March 2009 - How Not To Pick Me Up
02 March 2009 - I Just Didn't Have Anything Better To Do, Did I?
27 February 2009 - Watching The Wheels Go Round and Round
26 February 2009 - Wednesday Night
25 February 2009 - Blink
21 February 2009 - Little Bit
20 February 2009 - Friday Afternoon
19 February 2009 - Instant Gratification
18 February 2009 - I got chills!
17 February 2009 - How many tomorrows are we ready to face?
12 February 2009 - Memories
11 February 2009 - What Is And Isn't
10 February 2009 - Hyperovergeneralizations Aside
08 February 2009 - Dinner Party
05 February 2009 - In the Event of
04 February 2009 - DC in March
04 February 2009 - Sleeping and Hiding in Shadows
02 February 2009 - Chit Chat, and A Blessed Lack Thereof
01 February 2009 - I'm Only Dancing