This is weird:
I won a couch, a couch I don't have room for and really don't need or want. It didn't matter anyway, because I didn't realize that you have to live in Chicago to win the couch.
So they're sending me a book instead, which is what I actually need and want.
Thanks, universe!
And an even greater thank you to everyone who is sending me books! I'm so tickled and grateful, you have no idea.