I once had a turtle who ran away.
Whilst housesitting, I killed Pav's decade-old zombie plant.
Rosco is currently inching rampant around my foliage-free kitchen, and I fear he is a dead caterpillar crawling.
But this made me feel better: "Are you sure he's not a moth?"
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Off to San Francisco til Monday or Tuesday or so. Call if you're in town, happy weekends, ta!