The Only Thing You Can Control
07 May 2009 at 2:49 pm
I fell into a refrigerator at 5am this morning and now my right leg is one big bruise.
I like it when Santa Barbara makes it on the BBC feeder headlines, even if it's always because of fires..
It's a tragic catastrophe, so I did what I do best: worked.
We watched the town burn for a bit, and then I incited spontaneous dance moments with my manipulative DJ skills before staying up until 5am chatting about numerology with a homeless dude and my buddy Mike, the guy who is, like, obsessed with 90s grunge, and also who gives me all the Meyer lemons from his lemon tree.
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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.