bobby: it was good, the turkey knocked me out
me: that stuff is strong
bobby: yeah, you've gotta be careful with those things
me: turkey abuse is serious problem.
bobby: it's only a weekend thing
me: i've lost friends to the turkey, and they all started out the same way. "I'm a social turkey eater," they would say, but it sneaks up on you. Before you know it, you're craving turkey sandwiches every day for lunch. Cranberry sauce is all you can think about.
bobby: i could quit cold turkey any time