Did I mention I'm a bartender?
24 October 2008 at 2:11 pm

The details are a little blurry, but suddenly, Kristie was knelt before me asking me to dump two beers on her head. So I did. She very casually alerted me to the fact that revenge was imminent, so I dutifully tilted my head back to avoid mussing up my eye makeup. It was all very civilized.

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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.