I had a $10 off $40 purchase coupon for Walgreen's, so we headed over there. As we wandered the aisles in search of stuff for my new apartment that would amount to $40, the PA system requested the owner of a black Toyota Corolla to come to the front of the store.
I turned to Kristie: "What now?"
Pop quiz time! Why was I being summoned?
(a) I left my lights on.
(b) I left my emergency break off.
(c) Somebody hit my car.
If you picked (c), leave your address in the comments and I'll send you a cookie.
Turns out, being this nihilistic world we lived in, the person who had hit my car was the person who used to live in the studio I am currently in the process of moving into.