You know how I know I'm the only person who would go to the beach at 3am to drink a Red Stripe and watch the moon manipulate the ocean? Because I'm the only person at the beach at 3am drinking a Red Stripe watching the moon manipulate the ocean.
Five years from now I'll look back on me and wonder what in the hell I was thinking, just like I look back on the me from five years ago and wonder what in the hell I was thinking.