Not to worry, my dears, I am alive and well and very, very close to being done with the final episode of I Flew 20 Hours To Spain and All I Got Was This Broken Heart. I just thought you guys should know about my fabulous shopping trip. I got these, these, and these, originally $300, $250, and $90, for $272.04 and change. This is how I feel about that. Because I am a champ.
Also, the drought is (kind of almost pretty much) over, and I love how everyone I tell is so monumentally pleased for me that they scream.