I put off writing a new entry because my mom read this and I hadn't told her the new news yet, because it wasn't a for sure thing. Here's how our conversation went:
Me: So, there's been something that I've been putting off telling you.
Her: YOU'RE PREGNANT.
Me: What? No!
Her: Oh. Would you tell me if you were?
Me: Yes!
Her: Ok, what is it?
Me: I accidentally got a new job.
In my head, her response was: "You. Ax. Identally. Got. A New. Job." All slow and judgmental, you know the tone.
Her, in real life: That's GREAT!
Oh man, the next time I have something that I don't really want to tell her, I'm totally going to make her think I'm pregnant first. Any news that comes after that is going to be great news, no matter what.
Anyway, more on that later, since I must dash off to new job. (Look down and to the right to see what it is).