If you really need something to make you smile, put David Bowie's Changes on a record player at 45 rpms instead of 33. Alvin and the Chipmunks trying to reach Major Tom is hil-arious.
The reason I needed to smile is this: statistics makes no sense and I have a sneaking suspicion that it serves no purpose in this world. After all, 36% of statistics are made up off the top of your head and really, nobody's died from a little guesstimation.