Woo hoo! 84 words into my 1800 word paper.
Today's gonna suck.
4:36pm: 671 words and I just wrote a particularly bullshitty sentence and the little MS Word Paperclip guy scratched his head at me, like, "Come on, Morgan. I know you don't care, but I have to spellcheck this shit."
6:57pm: 1203 words. Research papers are easy. All I have to do is find a quote, paraphrase the quote, re-paraphrase the quote, and add a "thus" to make it sound smart. Wee!