Procrastination Station
30 November 2005 at 2:52 pm

Woo hoo! 84 words into my 1800 word paper.

Today's gonna suck.

4:36pm: 671 words and I just wrote a particularly bullshitty sentence and the little MS Word Paperclip guy scratched his head at me, like, "Come on, Morgan. I know you don't care, but I have to spellcheck this shit."

6:57pm: 1203 words. Research papers are easy. All I have to do is find a quote, paraphrase the quote, re-paraphrase the quote, and add a "thus" to make it sound smart. Wee!

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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.