Al Franken
29 March 2005 at 10:17 pm

When I was very young, in the pre-teenage years, my aunt Karen bought me this book and I'm pretty sure it's one of the coolest things anyone's ever done for me.

The two affirmations I remember are "Today I will not masturbate" and the very next affirmation, "Today I will masturbate."

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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.