My brother:
Who moved here not two weeks ago.
For whom my mom and I had to find an apartment.
Who is more like a little brother in terms of maturity and togetherness even though he is two years older.
Joined a band, who gave him a signing bonus.
And now they might play the Warped Tour. And he's invited to the Grammy's.
Wtf? I'm supposed to be the successful one!
Pardon me while I skulk at my desk and reformat fucking Excel sheets.
P.S. Excel? Exsucks my asshat.