everything they ever said is true:
it'll happen when you least expect it (check)
you'll be so giddy you won't know what to do with yourself (check)
you'll go to bed remembering his kisses and wake up wanting more (check)
you'll make out in the middle of everywhere in capitol hill at 3 motherfucking a.m. against your motherfucking car and not ever ever ever want to leave his arms because you're scared if you do you'll never find them again (check)
but don't worry. i'm not freaking out about it.
or anything.
.cough.