my mom rocks:
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Subj: Hello
Date: 9.12.2002 9:52:34 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Mmarlow
To: Kute Koala
Back home from Sacramento. Just wanted to tell you again how proud of you I am. Keep having a wonderful time and experience all there is (within your budget of course) (and within the law of course) (and within the parameters of conduct acceptable not just to your goody-two-shoes mother but your ever-so-righteous grandparents and ancestors who are looking to you to remind the world of their great genetic make-up). It is not as hard as it sounds. Just live within decent bounds. It is really quite simple. You cute little dimple.
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