fighting for five
09 August 2002 at 8:34 pm

esp always starts off each diary entry with a quote. i was poking through her old entries and came across this:

//"You bitch!"

-Morgan being affectionate

//

she just called and screamed in my freshly-awakened ear that:

"OUR WANTS TO DATE JOANDSLKFAJ;L"

"uh...what?"

"OUR WANTS TO DATE JOANNA!"

"joanna? what?"

"OUR!!!!!!! WANTS TO DATE!!!!! JOANNA!!!"

"who? joe? i thought he had a girlfriend?'

"NOT ANYMORE!"

"dude, he's in high school."

"what are you talking about?"

"uh...what are you talking about?"

"CARLO! wants to date JOANNA!"

"Ooooohhhhhh! [pregnant pause to digest information] [screeches:]

WHAT?!?!?!

"

here's a lesson i hope you never have to learn: if you ever boil ravioli and don't use enough olive oil and then place them on a paper plate, they will stick to the paper plate.

i am no digesting paper plate.

joanna's mum wants to go get ice cream. so i'm off.

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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.