i was observing the op-ugly duckling puppy next door (the kind that's so ugly it's cute because you feel sorry for it and hope it will grow into its looks but never does). it was on the deck staring mournfully into the window trying to sucker someone into letting it in. after someone walked by the window and ignored the pup, he proceeded to walk over to the door and take a shit right in front of it, and then walk to another window to goad someone into letting it in. i like to think it had evil intentions and was hoping one of its meanass owners would open the door and step right into his pile of goodness. i got bored waiting for that to happen, so i focused my attention on an aptly named bumblebee repeatedly run full-force into the sliding glass door i had just walked through. this took up another 8 minutes. now i'm back.
unemployment rules.