argh. first, it is 8:21a and i am so completely awake. second, fuck you. third, yay high school for building up my tolerance to severe bullshit and for creating my beloved apathy barrier. fourth, i hate it when people ask if i'm smart and i respond, "yeah" only to discover later that i am in deed an idiot of gigantic proportions. fifth, this makes it all worth it: "I'd give the eulogy, "Yea, thou I walk through the shadow of YOUR MOM, FUCKERS! You can burn in hell, for all I fucking care [via sarah, who should call me the very second she reads this]." sixth, i should combine harmful illegal substances more often. woo hoo!