sequence of events:
(1) walked by girls discussing weight and "i gained, seriously 20 pounds since the summer"
(2) walked to christine's room to say hi
(3) talked to christine, convinced her to go to the beach
(4) went to the beach, jumped into the ocean so utterly nekkid
(5) got knocked over by gigantic wave that broke right on top of me
(6) ran out utterly nekkid and got dressed
(7) walked around dorm smoking cigarette, observing the "rats in their cages" as christine so eloquently put it
(8) went inside, saw roommate aurora, told her what we did.
(9) looked for suzzie
(10) looked for ex-roommate sarah
(11) decided to go knock on chris's door for the first time ever ever ever
(12) talked for a bit and was highly disappointed, despite his use of jazz
(13) took shower
(14) as was walking through bathroom back to room, overheard same girls saying, "yeah, i've gained SO much weight."
all from happiness.