[01] What's your first name?: Morgan
[02] Middle name?: Leigh
[03] Last name?: B@l@v@ge
[04] Nicknames?: Morgie, Morg, Mo, Cooch, BS
[05] Age?: 17
[06] Sex?: Female.
[07] Birthday?: Dec 29, 1983
[08] Your sign?: Capricorn (learn to love us)
[09] Where do you live?: Born in Sacramento, raised in Redding, spent a few years in the greater DC area, now stationed in Santa Barbara.
[10] Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Fuck boys. And not in a good way.
[11] If so what's her/his name?: His name SHOULD fucking be Chris. But it's not. FUCK BOYS!
[12] Have you ever been in love?: Jesus Christ, no
[13] Who are/were your crushes?: Who WERE my crushes? Jesus. Uhh...the main one's are Taylor, Sam, Mike, Taylor, Josh, Drew. Now it's just Chris. Oh, and Josh. Mmm. Josh. But I'm getting over it.
[14] Do you have any piercings or want any?: My ears, but god forbid i wear earrings.
[15] If so what do you have/want pierced?: I want my tongue pierced. Just for the hell of it.
[16] Do you have a tattoo or want one?: Want one
[17] If so what kind and where?: A question mark on my ankle
[18] Where do you shop at the most?: Ebay!
[19] What color is your hair?: Right now, black in front and golden auburnish in back
[20] What color are your eyes?: Greenish
[21] How tall are you?: 5'1' (yeah, shut the fuck up)
[23] Do you smoke?: Not cigarettes. Well, mostly not cigarettes. Hell, I'll smoke just about anything in sight.
[24] Do your friends smoke?: yeah
[25] Who are your closest friends?: esp, joanna, cary, sarah, namita, katie
[27] Who are your best friends online?: lindsey, everyone from madeira
[28] Do you like Bath & Body Works?: I thought I did. Then i realized I don't.
[29] Kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: Loreal kids cherry almond shampoo, herbal essences conditioner for color-treated hair
[30] Is your hair short or long?: short. i just cut it again (by myself) and it's right below my ear
[31] Do you like to shop?: some girl asked me this a while ago and i said yeah and she looked at me like i was the devil. crazy santa-barbarians.
[32] What sports do you play?: oh hail no.
[33] What turns you on?: thanks to doug and chris, i've come to terms with sexuality verbally. i'm all about submission. and exhibitionism. woot! and short punk guys in weezer beanies...i'm a sucker every time. fuck!
[34] What turns you off?: people fucking with me and then thinking they can fucking get away with it. again: oh HAIL no!
[35] What place do you go for fun?: Christine's room for a bong-ariffic time, DP for some down home keggers and punk shows, downtown for some down home shoppin, freebirds and jack in the box for munchies, and my bed for the rest of the time (unfortunately, not in a kinky way)
[37] How many phones do you have in your house?: i'm in a dorm, and we've got 2. my roommate's regular phone and my cell phone.
[38] How many TV's do you have in your house?: sadly, none. i decided to be all studious and not bring a tv to my room...so now i'm bored as all hell.
[39] What's your favorite foods?: cheap chinese, ICE CREAM (oh shit, i just remember i have some in my freezer...MUNCHIES!), crispy M&Ms, freebirds burritos, turkey and cranberry sandwiches from silvergreens, CARNEGIE'S, BABY!, chocolate milk...sweet tooth much?. Just to be a bitch about it, anyone else notice the grammar that wasn't involved in this question?
[40] Do you look like anyone famous?: yes. everyone fucking tells me i look like the olsen twins. I FUCKING DON'T. my aunt the drunk once told me i look like cameron diaz. i don't. i used to think i looked like claire danes. i don't.
[41] Do you think Ricky Martin is muy guapo (very handsome?):nooooooo
[42] Who are the most attractive people you know?: chris, unfortunately, has sex appeal. aurora, esp, and joanna are fucking gorgeous. christine's a hippie beauty queen. ummm...yeah. i guess that's it. oh, josh is pretty fuckign sexy with blue hair.
[43] Are you a virgin?: jesus christ...yes, but it's not a big deal.
[44] Do you wish to be like your parents?: not really
[45] What cologne should a hot guy wear?: is there a gucci rush for men? i think there is. anything spicy like that.
[46] What are you listening to right now?: smashing pumpkins
[47] What time is it?: 9:37pm on a saturday night. i'm a fucking loser.
[48] How many hours per day do you spend talking on the phone?:usually around an hour. probably that on average.
[49] Do you have your own phone line?: i use my cell phone for everything.
[50] Have you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex?: wow, wouldn't that be pathetic. yes.
[51] What are your favorite shoes?: i wish i had a chance to wear my patent leather mules with the bow on them more often, but they're too tacky to wear more than once a month. i live in my urban outfitters monkey slippers and my old navy lavender flip flops and my generic converse ($10, so booyow)
[52] What kind of clothes do you sleep in, if any?: the tank i was wearing that day and the underwear i was wearing that day. but that's only as a courtesy to my roommate...normally, just underwear.
[53] What's your favorite soda?: MOUNTAIN DEW! Actually, no. JONES VANILLA COKE! Actually, no. JONES CHERRY SODA! Yeah.
[54] What things do you say a lot?: right then. BLOODY BASTARD FUCKWIT! i cahn't! shit, what time is it? wanna go smoke? i look fat (but i don't really mean it. it's an inside joke. uh, with myself).
[56] Who is the coolest person in the world?: honestly, kody is sugar and spice, even though i never fucking talk to her. ever. actually, noemi is pretty fucking cool. like, Cool.
[57] Do you think you're weird or funny?: definitely weird. but in a funny way, if you know me.
[58] What would you prefer Thong or Bikini?: oooh, bikini. i'm so anti-thong, you have no idea.
[59] Who was the last person you called?: umm...esp? no, my mom
[60] Where do you wanna get married?: i am NEVER GETTING MARRIED! NEVER!
[61] Who is the hottest girl/guy in your school?: i have to say chris. i have to...but i'm so over him.
[62] What are your favorite girl names?: Jane. Eliza.
[63] What are your favorite guy names?: Drew. Robbie.
[64] What's your worst memory in the past 5 years?: o sweet jesus, that's between me and my therapist.
[65] What's your favorite childhood memory?: Sundays when i would wake up to mozart and french toast. every fucking sunday. for a while, anyway. awesome. and waking up to top gun being blasted through out at-the-time state-of-the-art stereo speakers (seriously 3 feet tall) in oregon and then going skiing all day. i'm a mogel maven.
[66] What is your favorite fast food restaurant?: in n out. but major props to jack in the box for being open 24/7.
[67] Who do you really hate?: at this point, i think i can honestly say the pure hate has drained from my body. i used to have issues with my brother and my dad. but i'm cool with that now. there are a lot of people i simply cannot stand, but i've learned not to waste energy hating people.
[68] Do you have any brothers and sisters?: 1 brother, older by 2 years.
[69] If so, names?: what a waste of this number of question. oh, pardon my 6th grade perverseness. Matt.
[70] Do you have a pool?: sure...i'm on campus now, so i guess so.
[71] Do you have a spa?: no. gr.
[72] Are you stupid?: right now i am, because i'm coming off a high and getting shitfaced at the same time. but usually i'm above average.
[73] What are you addicted to?: pot, ice cream, jones soda, trident cinnamon gum, the internet, emotional fuckwits, my vibrator....
[74] Do you like jewelry?: every once in a while i'll go all out and wear my pinup girl pinky ring or my lizzie taylor necklace. but usually no.
[75] Who do you wish you were?: charlize theron has a pretty rockin life.
[76] Who has it easier, boys or girls?: jesus christ, boys by far. don't you even try to deny it. you got, like, an erection and your voice squeaked once. big whoop. i fucking BLEED for 12 weeks out of the year for 40 years. beat that!
[77] Would you rather be short or tall?:i like being shortER, but 5'1" is just a little too low for me. i'm dealin.
[78] Do you like to dance?: only by myself.
[79] Do you like playing pranks on people?: yeah but i can never be creative about it
[80] What's your least favorite subject in school?: anything that requires Absolute Facts.
[81] What's your favorite subject in school?: anything that i can bullshit.
[82] What time is it?: 10:20
[83] What college do you wanna go to?: nyu
[84] What school do you go to now?: ucsb
[85] Do you have a Playstation or Nintendo 64?: nope, but my brother has all of um, i think, starting with Old Skool Nintendo. woot!
[86] If so, what are your favorite Playstation or Nintendo 64 games?: i suck suck suck at video games
[87] Do you sleep a lot?: preferable, yeah.
[88] Whats your favorite radio stations?: 92.9.
[89] Are you a night person?: hugely so
[90] Are you a morning person?: nooooo
[91] Whats your favorite TV station?: comedy central, baby!
[92] Do you shave?: more than you'll ever know (ooo, kink!)
[93] How often do you shower?: normally around 4 times a week...whenever i work out.
[94] Do you get along with your parents?: yeah, i guess so
[95] What room do you spend the most time in?: this one.
[96] How many rooms does your house have?: too drunk to think about it
[97] What do you wanna be when your out of school?: journalist.
[98] Do you curse a lot?: like a sailor
[99] Are you ticklish?: yes. but that reminds me...i haven't been tickled in so long. like, months. maybe years, even. that's fucking craziness.
[101] What are you wearing right now?: from top to bottom: my delia's star hat, my $3 gap shirt, my 10 cent "karate club" shirt from a store called "weird bizarre" or something in france, my hiphugger gap jeans, and my urban outfitters monkey slippers. oh, and my target underwear. (gross, i know. deal.)
[102] Do you go to church?: NO! NO!
[103] Do you like the person who sent you this?: i stole it from elizabeth, whom i haven't talked with in over 3 years. craziness. fucking craziness.
[104] Do you believe in God?: i'm so utterly agnostic, you have no idea.
[105] Do you like to watch PDA?: no. and i tell the people to stop fucking around and get a room. i don't need to be seeing that...mostly because i get fucking jealous.
[106] Do you show PDA?: nooooo
[107] Do you believe in love at first sight?: i didn't, until my current crush held open a door for me and it was all over. fucking bastard. FUCKWIT!
[108] What color tooth brush do you use?: blue
[109] How many times a day do you brush your teeth?: at least once
[110] Who is your favorite cartoon character?: dot from animaniacs. smurfette rocks too, the slut. ooohhh, calvin and hobbes are beyond awesome, but i'm not sure if that counts.
[111] Do you have a job?: nope. fuckit.
[113] What's your favorite fruit?: raspberries.
[114] What's your favorite veggies?: broccoli. weird, i know.
[115] What's your favorite candy?: crispy m&ms and gobstoppers
[116] What was the best day of your life so far?: wow. all the bad ones have defeated the good ones. can't think of any specific day.
[117] What are you gonna do today?: drink some more, pine for current crush, and fall asleep lonely and horny.
[118] Are you momma's little angel?: oh hail no
[119] Do you wear body spray?: i didn't used to, but now i'm totally into pink by gap
[120] Who is the sweetest girl?: ugh. i'm over sweet. sweet is sickening. bleh.
[121] Who is the sweetest guy?: it USED to be travis, but now he's a fucking pothead, so it's all about joel (except he never ever emails me...bastard)
[122] Are you wearing nail polish now?: yup
[123] If so, what color?: slut red with silver Xs
[124] How much jewelry do you own?: 2 necklaces and a ring
[125] Do you wear a watch?: Nope
[126] On left or right wrist?: neither
[127] Are you tired?: nope, drunk
[129] Do you have freckles?: when i tan. which i never do. goth! woot!
[130] What are you thinking right now?: "i shouldn't be trying to help joanna when i'm drunk" and "i'm horny, where are all the boys?"
[131] Are you having fun?: no, i'm lonely.
[132] What time is it?: 11:45p
[133] Who makes you laugh?: jenn had me rollin in the aisles tonight. joanna, too. when i'm around joel, i never stop smiling. christine's fucking hilarious, that pothead. anne's fuckin hilarious, too.
[134] Who's your favorite teacher?: mrs lafield
[136] What is the best concert you have ever been to?: i'm such a loser. i've been to, what, 2 shows? and they were each at bumpershoot in seattle. but it was fun...i swear, joanna, it was!
[137] What is your favorite dream?: mmm...there was one recently with current fuckwit crush in which we were in a relationship and he was just really cute and doting on me and i woke up all warm and snuggly...and then realized i was late for class.
[138] What is your worst dream?: hm. can't think.
[139] Are you tired of filling this out yet?: i've been doing it for a few hours now, taking breaks to call friends, so nope
[140] Which of your friends do you think will get bored with this?: i don't think anyone will read this, so...all of them?
[141] Who sent this lovely survey to you?: shamelessly stolen from liz.
[142] What's your worst memory as a little kid?: getting molested at the tender age of 4-ish
[143] Have you ever cheated on anyone?: i am the anti-relationship. so i have not had the opportunity to cheat on someone. although i was going to cheat on travis when i went to virginia, but i broke up with him before i had the vindictive pleasure of such.
[144] Do you believe in Santa Claus?: oh hail no (the phrase of the evening)
[145] Do you believe in ghosts?: I swear, our room is possessed. Actually, no.
What's Better? Choose one or neither
[146] Rap or R&B?: old school rap
[147] Pop or Rock?: rock
[148] Rock or Metal?: rock
[149] Classical or Jazz?: sultry jazz.
[150] Hanson or Manson?: ew, neither
[151] KoRn or 311?: 311, but only because they came to campus
[152] No Doubt or Garbage?: Garbage
[153] Jewel or Fiona Apple?: Fiona Apple
[154] Offspring or Nine Inch Nails?: never heard a NIN song, so neither
[155] Sugar Ray or Tool?: tool
[156] Backstreet Boys or 'N SYNC?: NSync (not that i own any of their cds....or all of them...nooo...)
[157] Joey McIntyre or Jordan Knight?: joey!!
Your Opinions
[158] What do you think about Boy Bands: for a while, it was cool. you know, doing they're own thing. but now they take themselves seriously. what the fuck!
[159] What do you think about Country?: oh hail no
[160] What do you think about Heavy Metal?: only when i've been brutally rejected
[161] What do you think about Rap?: old skool stuff is alright, but this new shit is...shit.
[162] What do you think about R & B?: eh.
[163] Yes or No. Do you think NKOTB are coming back?: nooooo.
[164] Yes or No. Like Hanson?: no
[165] Yes or No. Like *NSYNC?: um....not ...anymore.....
[166] Yes or No. Like Backstreet Boys?: no
[167] Yes or No. Like KoRn?: yeah
[167] Yes or No. Like ICP?: i'm so cool, i don't even know who they are. so hah.
[168] Yes or No. Like Orgy?: sure
[169] Yes or No. Like Sugar Ray?: again, waste of a perfectly good perverse opportunity. i thought i did. but then i realized i didn't.
[170] Yes or No. Like Metallica?: not after this bastard napster thing
[171] Yes or No. Like No Doubt?: yeah
[172] Yes or No. Like Britany Spears?: oh hail no. but you know, she's making a hell of a lot of money and doing her own thing. so i wouldn't say i make a point of bitching about her. but generally, oh hail no.
[173] Yes or No. Like Aaron Carter??: he is a cutie, but no. just no.
[174] Yes or No. Like B*witched?: ...yeah...
[175] Yes or No. Like Joey McIntrye?: ..yeah...what, he's a cutie!
[176] Yes or No. Like Jordan Knight?: nope
[177] Yes or No. Like Busta Rymes?: eh
[178] Yes or No. Like Offspring?: eh
[179] Yes or No. Like Ricky Martin?: eh
[180] Yes or No. Like Coolio?: eh
[181] Yes or No. Like Janet Jackson?: eh
[182] Yes or No. Like Spice Girls?: only when i'm hyper and stoned and driving with esp
[183] Yes or No. Like All Saints?: noooooo
[184] Yes or No. Like C-Note? pardon me while i bust up...AHHHHAHAHHAHAHAH! inside joke with lyda, with whom i have not spoken in years.
[185] Yes or No. Like 98*?: no
[186] Yes or No. Like 5ive?: NO
[187] Yes or No. Like TLC?: no
188] Yes or No. Like Take 5?: robbie williams, yum!
[189] Yes or No. Like Moffats?: AHHH! (yes)
[190] Yes or No. Like Jennifer Love Hewit?: nope
[191] Yes or No. Like Dixie Chicks?: noo
[192] Yes or No. Like Mariah Carey?:her earlier stuff
[193] Yes or No. Like EYC?: hm?
[194] Yes or No. Like Brandy?: ew
[195] Yes or No. Like Eminem?: yeaaahh...i guess...yay for him having an opinion...i guess
[196] Yes or No. Like Shaina Twain?: eh
[197] Yes or No. Like Monica?: eh
[198] Yes or No. Like Mya?: she's a cutie.
[200] Yes or No. Like Blessed Unions of Soul?: eh
[201] Yes or No. Like Bared Naked Ladies?: yup
[202] Yes or No. Like Robbie Williams?: fuckin yum!
[203] Yes or No. Like LIMP BIZKIT?: again, only when i've been brutally rejected. because it's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up everything is fucked everybody sucks and you don't know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off no human contact
[203a] Yes or No.. Do you like the Beach boys?: noooooooooooo
[203b] Yes or No.. Do you like Def Leppard?: eh
[203c] Yes or no.. Do you like Whitesnake?: nooooo
[203d] Yes or no.. Do you like Queen?: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[203e] Yes or no.. Do you like Elton John?: yup =)
[205] What Cd's are in your CD player?: umm. i'm making a copy of radiohead kid a but listening to that dog.
[207] Do you own videos of your favorite group?: noooooo
[208] Do you record your favorite group when they're on tv?: NOOOOOO
[209] Are you obbsessed with your favorite group/singer/band?: nope
[210] What's the oldest group/singer you are still listening to?: all it's ever been about is billie holiday
[211] Are most of your friends music freaks?: sorta
[212] What do you think of the girls and the whole teeny bopper thing?: as long as they aren't screaming around me, it's cool. but usually, they are screaming around me. and then the bitches are goin down.
[213] Have you ever paid for a pay-per-view?: nope
[215] Do you ever buy merchandise of your favorite group?: nope. oh. wait. i had the nkotb backpack. dude, it was first grade.
[216] What TV station is better...MTV or VH1?: i'm on a tv sabbatical, but they both suck. mtv sucks less.
[217] What is the worst show on MTV?: oh jesus, the worst? trl has completely warped the validity of music.
[218] What is the best show on MTV?: old skool daria. undressed =).
[219] If you could marry any music person who would it be?: ermmm. *flipping through cd book* oh, duh! rivers!
[220] What is the worst CD you own?: wow. there are a lot. the one that comes to mind is nsync, but i can't bear to part with it.
[221] What's your favorite movie Soundtrack?: dumb and dumber
[222] Friend(s) that looks most like you?: notta one, but everyone says they have a friend who looks EXACTLY LIKE ME, OMG, YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY FRIEND JULIA LMAO WTF! which is why i cut my hair and dyed it black.
[224] Friend(s) you have the most fun with?: esp and i can't not have fun, but she's not here. christine and suzzi are my drug buddies, so fun time always ensue with them.
[225] Friend(s) you can do nothing with and still have fun with?: joanna and esp.
[226] Friend(s) you've dreamt about?: everyone, i think, at one point or another.
[227] Friend(s) you tell your dreams to?: anyone who'll listen
[228] Friend(s) you tell your secrets to?: anyone who'll listen
[229] Boxers or briefs?: oh, boxers. dear god, boxers.
[230] Long or short hair?: short.
[231] Dark or blonde?: dark
[232] Tall or short?: short. (sigh).
[234] Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Funny?: funny as all hell
[235] Good boys or bad boys?: bad to the bone, baby
[236] Dark or light eyes?: dark, mysterious...URGGG
[237] Hat or no hat?: are they trying to kill me here? hat.
[238] Ears pierced or no?: plugs are cool, but not just little dinky studs.
[239] Tan or fair?: fair
[240] Freckles or none?: none
[241] Stubble or neatly shaved?: depends on boy, but usually stubbly
[242] Rugged outdoorsy type or sportsy type?: between the two, rugged, but preferably a lazy nerd like me.
[243] All american, homey G, or grunge?: grunge, baby. i can't have my boy being cleaner than i am!.
[245] Accent or American?: accent.
On preferences
[246] Mt. Dew or SURGE?: dew (i typed drew...oops)
[247] McDonalds or Burger King? mcs
[248] Coke or Pepsi?: pepsi
[249] Rather marry the perfect lover or perfect friend?: i will NEVER EVER GET MARRIED! EVER!
[250] Sweet or sour?: sweet
[251] Chocolate or vanilla?: vanilla
[252] Tea or coffee?: chai.
[253] Sappy/action/comedy/horror/comedy?: comedy
[254] Cats or dogs?: cats. i'm all about individual personality..dogs are fucking robots.
[256] Cooler Ranch or Nacho Cheese?: nacho cheese (although i've never tried cooler ranch, and christine just said that once i do i'll be hooked)
[257] Mud or Jello wrestling?: jello. there's always room for more!
[258] With or without ice-cubes?: without
[260] Milk/Dark/White chocolate?: milk
[261] Shine or rain?: RAIN! we had the most amazing tropical storm tonight. i went outside while talking to joanna on the phone and splashed around barefoot and the wind was blowing and it was Fabulous.
[262] Top or Bottom?: oh, i'm such a submissive. bottom.
[263] Favorite season?: autumn
[264] Strawberry or Cherry?: both!
[265] Skiing or boarding?: skiing
[266] Biking or blading?: ch, blading is SO 90s. biking.
[267] Cake or cookies?: cookies
[268] Cereal or toast?: cereal!
[269] Car or truck?: car
[270] Night or day?: night
[271] Gloves or mittens?: mittens
[272] Pager or Cell phone?: cell
[273] Bunk bed or waterbed?: water
[274] Chewing gum or hard candy?: gum
[275] Motor boat or canoe?: boat
[276] Lights on or off?: off
What's your favorite?
[277] What's your favorite color?: blue and blood red
[278] What's your favorite Number?: 12
[279] What's your favorite Drink?: jones cherry soda and rum
[280] What's your favorite Animal?: cats, ferrets
[281] What's your favorite Holiday?: i am anti-holiday.
[282] What's your favorite Quote?: "the glass is always half empty. and cracked. and i just cut my lip. and chipped a tooth." -- janeane garofalo
[283] What's your favorite Sound?: my fan, with weezer in the background
[284] What's your favorite Ice cream flavor?: mint cookies and cream
[285] What's your favorite Song Ever?: deep inside of you, third eye blind
[286] What's your favorite Book?: the girls guide to hunting and fishing
[287] What's your favorite Movie?: tons. swingers. empire records. when harry met sally. etc.
[288] What's your favorite TV show?: sportsnight, freaks and geeks, and the daily show
[289] What's your favorite Radio station?: again, 92.9
[290] What's your favorite Place?: i imagine london would be glorious, but san francisco is faboo as well.
[291] What's your favorite Game?: erm. the only thing i'm thinking of is "don't hate the playa, hate the game."
[292] What's your favorite Scent?: Boy. Chris on that first night I talked to him. And he was wearing a tie. And a magenta sweater. and i melted like buttah.
[293] What's your favorite Food?: ice cream
[294] What's your favorite Shape?: wow, i genuinely have never thought of this before. circles are nice and perfect.
[295] What's your favorite Texture?: i've always enjoyed corduroy.
[296] What's your house gonna look like?: i'm gonna have a fuckin pimpass penthouse.
[297] Where are you gonna live?: london
[298] How many kids do you want?: none. bastards.
[299] Ring size?: jesus, i dunno 5ish.
[300] What size shoe do you wear?: 7.