joy, mirth, and merriment: everything you never wanted to know about me.
2001-05-03 at 10:01 p.m.
"You're stupid, you're shallow, and you're a common whore! That's why we're soulmates!" --Will&Grace
NAME? Morgan Leigh B@l@v@ge. The first few days of my life, I was "nameless." Then, my parents decided on "Morgan Rose." Then my dad decided that sounded like a racehorse, so they changed it to "Morgan Leigh." But they couldn't spell "Leigh" like "Lee," because they wanted to stick with the whole horse thing, i guess ("leigh" - "neigh"). Anyway. All the nicknames I've been called include: Mo, Cooch ("mo" means "cooch" in mandarin slang), Shorty (ugh) (as called by Jeff from friday), Squirt (UGH) (as called by Sea Camp people per request...why? why?), Morgie (cutesy name), Mosquito ("morgie" means "mosquito" in korean), B.S. (baby sister).SEX? Female. And I'm a virgin, not because of morals...just cause.LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Currently with my mum and brother. Previously at a boarding school in the greater DC area. Before that, with my mom and dad and brother. After this, at UC Santa Barbara.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? I have a healthy fear and a healthy sense of reality of all that is supernatural.YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The Daily Show is fabulous. Will & Grace is enjoyable. South Park is hilarious.WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A picture of 3 little girls being friends.FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Clue. The movie rocks too.FAVORITE MAGAZINE? BUST!!! And Jane.
FAVORITE SMELLS? Boy cologne, right before it rains, teriyakiWORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? thinking you're going to get caught, but not getting caught. oh, that's guilt. realizing something you truly believe isn't true. liking someone and not being liked. och, there are so many.BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD? happiness in general, realizing you're loved, walking barefoot, swingingFAVORITE SOUNDTRACK? The Big Chill.WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? "How much longer can I sleep in?"WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU GOT MAIL FROM? Probably porn. The last personal email was from Joel.WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SENT MAIL TO? JoelDO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Never.ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? Waaaaaa, i love roller coasters to the point of obsessionPEN OR PENCIL? Depends on my mood.HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 1.FUTURE SON'S NAME? I will never, ever have kids. But I am a fan of the names Robbie and Drew (can't imagine why).FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME? Adrianna (remember that?), Marty, MadisonFAVORITE FOODS? Ice cream, sushi, caeser salad, mandarin oranges, mom's homemade chicken noodle soup (she's making some right now...mmm)DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? My mother and I get along grand, but I would be happier if I had no relationship with my father.CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? I'm all over the vanilla.FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Chocolate chip cookie doughCROUTONS OR BACON BITS? CroutonsDO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I love driving my car, but it hasn't been loving me lately. Maybe that's why the clutch is falling off.DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No, my blankie.STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Very, very cool. Potentially romantic.WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? My 95 red toyota tercel.IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Audrey Hepburn.FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Anything vodka, especially with cranberry juice.WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK? Why does this say, "who?" The Girl's Guide To Hunting and Fishing.DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Goodness, no.GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? No. Ew. Sweaty?IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Working as a journalist for something flippy like Elle or Vogue.IF YOU DYED YOUR HAIR A DIFFERENT COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Cherry red.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No.WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? It's all going to come off in a few months, but anyway. Shopping bags wallpapering one wall, my Madeira memories on another wall, my Raggedy Ann and Andy dolls in a frame (my mom's a spaz) and free Maxcards and magazine cutouts of movie stars from the 40s, 50s, and 60s on another wall, postcards all over the rim, my Marilyn poster, my cat poster (that my mom insisted on framing), pictures by joanna, and other random stuff.IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I'm a cynicist! Deal with it! If it was filled up, it's half full. If it was emptied out, it's half empty. If the origin of the halfness of the glass is unknown, who the hell cares?WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Mango Madness. Mmm...craving.FAVORITE MOVIE(S)? I don't know... a few that stand out in my mind are You've Got Mail, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle (I didn't think I liked Meg Ryan that much, but hey), Sliding DoorsARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY? RightyDO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? IndeedIF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Ooh, the possibilitesWHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? My cat, Zoe, generally. A box from my childhood. Carpet.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 12WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? A Morgan car. 6-year waiting list. Hm.FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Anything live...especially ice hockey.DID YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD REALIZATIONS TODAY? Mmm, probably.SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Lindsey lives at UCLA, and I'm going to visit her next year. She's always online, which means she's always there for me.PARENTS' NAMES: Monica Marjane, Michael StewartAGE/BIRTHDAY: 17, 12/29/83PETS: Cat, Zoe. He only likes me. Cat, Charlie. He's fat and full of himself, and he pretends to like everyone but really, he just wants food. Think Lucifer on Cinderella.HEIGHT: 5'1"EYE COLOR: Sometimes blue, sometimes green, sometimes hazel.HAIR: Brownish reddish, long, curly.
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Hi. Morgan, 27, of Santa Barbara, CA. I am a hypocritical admirer of rhetoric (when it is my own) and an observer of literary trends. A secret: I don't take anything very seriously, and that includes myself.